im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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