I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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