I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon�
I can't turn off my feet"
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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