Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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