don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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