Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Randomize
