Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
How does it feel to date your dad?
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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