id be glad to
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
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