It's Friday. Sex?
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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