just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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