all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
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