Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Randomize
