You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Randomize
