if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
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