I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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