I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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