After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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