She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
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