I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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