Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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