3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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