The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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