Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
