sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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