If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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