wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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