all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Holy shit dude........stairs
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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