Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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