Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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