either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
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