Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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