How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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