What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
Randomize