mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
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