Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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