I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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