I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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