i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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