Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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