Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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