If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Randomize
