No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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