I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
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