You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
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