We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Acid is not a monday night drug
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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