Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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