i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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