One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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