Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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