I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Green mimosas i think yes
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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